Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-25-07

Drive and Ambition

I am positive that your drive and ambition will get you into trouble.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-24-07

More People Like You

I am positive that if there were more people like you cloning would finally be outlawed.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-23-07

Man of Your Dreams

I am positive that you'll find the man of your dreams...unfortunately, he'll be married.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-22-07

Common Touch

I am positive that with your common touch you'll end up with a harassment lawsuit filed against you.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-21-07

You'll Do Well

I am positive that you'll do well...oops, I meant, you'll dig a well.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-20-07

Today is Your Luck Day!

I am positive that today is your lucky day...unfortunately, you'll be at home sick and miss it.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-19-07

Nobody Does it Better

I am positive that nobody does it better than you...most do it much better.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-18-07

You'll Get the Promotion

I am positive you'll get the promotion...right before the company goes under.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-17-07

If You Work Hard

I am positive that if you work hard and put in the extra time that eventually you'll die.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-16-07

Women Like You

I am positve women like you...until they meet you.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-15-07

Dream Big

I am positive that if you dream big you're in for a big let down.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-14-07

You'll Get Rich

I am positive that you'll get rich...and then lose it all.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-13-07

Not Everyone is as Smart as You

I am positive that not everyone is as smart as you...most are smarter.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-12-07

A Better Day

I am positive that tomorrow will bring a better day...better for your boss to torture you.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-11-07

You'll Get a New Job

I am positive that you'll get a new job...not a better job, just a new one.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-10-07

You Will Achieve Your Dream

I am positive you will achieve your dream...then you'll wake up.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-9-07

Do the Right Thing

I am positive if you do the right thing that you'll pay for it in the end.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-8-07

You'll Reach New Heights

I am positive that you'll reach new heights...then the fire department will bring the bring ladder to get you down.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-7-07

You'll Meet the One

I am positive that you'll meet the one...the one that makes you miserable.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-6-07

You're on the Right Track

 

I am positive that you're on the right track with the wrong train headed straight for you.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-5-07

You Matter

 

I am positive that you matter. Sorry, I mispoke, you're what's the matter.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-4-07

If You Think You Can

I am positive that if you think you can, then you think you can. Not that you can, because you can't.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-3-07

There's Nobody Like You

I am positive that there is nobody like you...and that's a big relief to the rest of us.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-2-07

People Listen To You

I am positive that people listen to you...and then do just the opposite of whatever you say.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-1-07

Your Altitude

I am positive that your altitude is determined by your low aptitude.