Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 10-31-07

Your Dreams Fulfilled

I am positive you will live to see your dreams fulfilled...by someone else.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 10-30-07

You Will Succeed

I am positive you will succeed...at being mediocre.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 10-29-07

PMA

I am positive you have a PMA - Poor Mental Aptitude.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 10-28-07

You'd Be Missed

 

I am positive that if you didn't come back to the office that you'd be missed...for about five minutes, and then the vultures would sweep in and snag anything good you left behind in your cubicle.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 10-27-07

Nobody Does it Better!

 

I am positive that nobody does it better than you...it being surf the web.

Keep Trying

They say persistence is the key to success. But let’s be real—if you keep trying long and hard enough, you’ll just get tired and quit. Honestly, giving up might be the real accomplishment here.

Things Will Work Out

Things will definitely work out in the end. Not for you, of course—but somewhere, someone will be thriving, and you can take solace in knowing the universe is fair... to them.

Welcome to Dmotivate - It Sucks to Be You!

Welcome to DMotivate: the only place where your dreams come to die—but in a fun, sarcastic way! Feeling inspired? Good. That won't last long.

Here, we celebrate the art of low expectations, revel in the hilarity of failed ambitions, and remind you that trying hard is overrated. Motivation is for the gullible, and positivity is a scam. We’re here to bring you back to Earth—fast and hard.

So, settle in, embrace the futility, and let’s get to work... or not. You’re already demotivated just reading this, aren’t you?